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Once upon a time in one of the princely states of Marwar there ruled a king called Karni Singh. He was famous for his queer judgments. His method of dispensing justice was based on sayings. Consequently most of his judgments were simply ludicrous. One such humorous judgment is related here.
It so happened that in the State of Karni Singh, in a farmer's field a milkman's buffalo broke in. After eating her fill, it ruined a large portion of the lush and green standing crop which the farmer had so painstakingly cultivated.
When the farmer spotted the buffalo broke in. After eating her fill, it ruined a large portion of the lush and green standing crop which the farmer had so painstakingly cultivated.
When the farmer spotted the buffalo he flew into a terrible rage and picking up a thick stick he thoroughly beat the animal. He then put a rope round its neck and took it to his hut and tied it to a stump.
When the milkman, looking for his buffalo came to the farmer's house, the angry farmer told him to get away and never returned the milkman's buffalo to him. The dejected milkman had no alternative but to appeal to King Karni Singh.
The farmer and the milkman were summoned for judgment.
The King asked, "Who is the owner of the buffalo?"
"I, Sir", the milkman replied.
"Whose crop did it spoil" was his next question.
"Mine Sir", said the farmer.
"But what are you holding in your hand?" said the king.
The baffled farmer fumbled: "A stick, Sir."
"Well" turned the King to the milkman, "The buffalo will not be returned to you because the holder of the stick is the owner of the buffalo." (A saying equivalent to "Might is Right').
The milkman felt humiliated but he could hardly say anything against the royal judgment.
It so happened that in the State of Karni Singh, in a farmer's field a milkman's buffalo broke in. After eating her fill, it ruined a large portion of the lush and green standing crop which the farmer had so painstakingly cultivated.
When the farmer spotted the buffalo broke in. After eating her fill, it ruined a large portion of the lush and green standing crop which the farmer had so painstakingly cultivated.
When the farmer spotted the buffalo he flew into a terrible rage and picking up a thick stick he thoroughly beat the animal. He then put a rope round its neck and took it to his hut and tied it to a stump.
When the milkman, looking for his buffalo came to the farmer's house, the angry farmer told him to get away and never returned the milkman's buffalo to him. The dejected milkman had no alternative but to appeal to King Karni Singh.
The farmer and the milkman were summoned for judgment.
The King asked, "Who is the owner of the buffalo?"
"I, Sir", the milkman replied.
"Whose crop did it spoil" was his next question.
"Mine Sir", said the farmer.
"But what are you holding in your hand?" said the king.
The baffled farmer fumbled: "A stick, Sir."
"Well" turned the King to the milkman, "The buffalo will not be returned to you because the holder of the stick is the owner of the buffalo." (A saying equivalent to "Might is Right').
The milkman felt humiliated but he could hardly say anything against the royal judgment.
Learn Attitude from Flowers................
Be like a Floral bouquet
Call People by Name. The Sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of his/her own name
Be Alert to give service What we do for others counts most in life.................................... .......
If You see someone without a smile, give them one of yours
learn to understand first and to be understood second
Don't understand the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around
Life ends when you stop Dreaming, Hope ends when you stop Believing, Love ends when you stop Caring, Friendship ends when you stop sharing
Every moment, every situation, every issue and every concern has a positive side. Find it and bring it to life
When you find a Dream inside your heart Don't ever let it go For Dreams are the tiny seeds from which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow
Believe in your Dreams, Believe in yourself.....
Thanks :)
Be like a Floral bouquet
Call People by Name. The Sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of his/her own name
Be Alert to give service What we do for others counts most in life.................................... .......
If You see someone without a smile, give them one of yours
learn to understand first and to be understood second
Don't understand the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around
Life ends when you stop Dreaming, Hope ends when you stop Believing, Love ends when you stop Caring, Friendship ends when you stop sharing
Every moment, every situation, every issue and every concern has a positive side. Find it and bring it to life
When you find a Dream inside your heart Don't ever let it go For Dreams are the tiny seeds from which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow
Believe in your Dreams, Believe in yourself.....
Thanks :)
The only survivor - I Love 'd Story
The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on an island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him and everyday he scanned the horizon for help, but noone seemed to come. Exhausted he eventually managed to build a hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements and store his few possessions.
But then one day after scavaging for food he cam home only to see his hut in flames and smoke tolling to the sky. The worst had happened; everything was lost. He was stunned with grief and anger. " God how could you do this to me? " he cried.
Early the next day he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him. " How did you know I was here?" asked the weary man. " We saw your smoke signal, " they replied.
It is easy to get discouraged when things are going bad. But we shouldn't loose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in the midst of suffering and pain. Remember when your hut is burning to the ground it just maybe a smoke signal that summons the grace of God. For all the negative things we have to say to ourselves, God has a positive answer for it......................................
The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on an island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him and everyday he scanned the horizon for help, but noone seemed to come. Exhausted he eventually managed to build a hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements and store his few possessions.
But then one day after scavaging for food he cam home only to see his hut in flames and smoke tolling to the sky. The worst had happened; everything was lost. He was stunned with grief and anger. " God how could you do this to me? " he cried.
Early the next day he was awakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island. It had come to rescue him. " How did you know I was here?" asked the weary man. " We saw your smoke signal, " they replied.
It is easy to get discouraged when things are going bad. But we shouldn't loose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in the midst of suffering and pain. Remember when your hut is burning to the ground it just maybe a smoke signal that summons the grace of God. For all the negative things we have to say to ourselves, God has a positive answer for it......................................
1. Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.
2. You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
3. When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
4. Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war.
5. The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
6. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
7. If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.
8. Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.
9. You won't get a second chance to make the first impression.
10. Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.
11. Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.
12. If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.
13. Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.
14. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
15. Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything
16. There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.
17. Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
18. All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.
19. Change your thoughts and you change your world.
20. Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.
21. There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advice and those who don't take it.
22. The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting
23. Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.
24. Friendship founded on business is always better than business founded on friendship.
Rhyming Couplets
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A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
Here are some of the entries they received.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
)
They say it hurts to love, my dear,
They say it pains to part.
They say it leads to many tears,
They say it tears your heart.
They say it hurts you, my dear,
As it hurts me in this song.
But deep inside, I fear, I fear,
I fear they might be wrong.
***
I am no patient angel dear,
Just a fairy on the side;
Oh we have no secrets here,
On the well stained bedside.
You know me outside in my dear
You know me in my fire,
but now get the fuck out of here
You’re not what I desire.
***
If we were miles apart my love,
I’d send my heart to you;
Perched on a thousand purple doves,
I’d send some kisses too.
But as I have you thrust in me,
Naked in our sin.
I ponder rather vacantly
If the doctor’s in.
***
Take a kiss, my gallant love
And pin it to your heart;
And underneath in glowing words
Write: ‘Till death do us part’.
Take a kiss, my gallant love
And hang it on your breast;
And while we are about it,
Do something about your breath.
Some of the Best Moments in Life
* To fall in love.
* To laugh until your stomach hurts.
* To find mails by the thousands when you return from
a vacation.
* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
* To leave the shower and find that the towel is
warm.
* To clear your last exam.
* To receive a call from someone, you don't see a
lot, but you want
to.
* To find money in the pocket of a dress that you
haven't used since
last
year .
* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making
faces.
* Calls at midnight that last for hours.
* To laugh without a reason.
* To accidentally hear somebody say something good
about you.
* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep
for a couple of
hours.
* To hear a song that makes you remember a special
person.
* To be part of a team.
* To watch the sunset from the hill top.
* To make new friends.
* To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that
you see that
person.
* To pass time with your best friends.
* To see people that you like, feeling happy.
* To use a sweater of the person that you like and
find that it still
smells of their perfume.
* See an old friend again and to feel that the things
have not
changed.
* To take an evening walk along the beach.
* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
* To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ......
remembering stupid
things
done with stupid friends.
These are the best moments of life....
Let us learn to cherish them.......
* To fall in love.
* To laugh until your stomach hurts.
* To find mails by the thousands when you return from
a vacation.
* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
* To leave the shower and find that the towel is
warm.
* To clear your last exam.
* To receive a call from someone, you don't see a
lot, but you want
to.
* To find money in the pocket of a dress that you
haven't used since
last
year .
* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making
faces.
* Calls at midnight that last for hours.
* To laugh without a reason.
* To accidentally hear somebody say something good
about you.
* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep
for a couple of
hours.
* To hear a song that makes you remember a special
person.
* To be part of a team.
* To watch the sunset from the hill top.
* To make new friends.
* To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that
you see that
person.
* To pass time with your best friends.
* To see people that you like, feeling happy.
* To use a sweater of the person that you like and
find that it still
smells of their perfume.
* See an old friend again and to feel that the things
have not
changed.
* To take an evening walk along the beach.
* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
* To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ......
remembering stupid
things
done with stupid friends.
These are the best moments of life....
Let us learn to cherish them.......
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of
Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
"Everything"
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence
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What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never
meet each other!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband
is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've
found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me,
sympathy?"
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of
Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
"Everything"
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never
meet each other!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband
is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've
found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me,
sympathy?"
a.. But everybody looks funny naked!
b.. You woke me up for that?
c.. Did I mention the video camera?
d.. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
e.. Can you please pass me the remote control?
f.. Do you accept Visa?
g.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
h.. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
i.. Do you get any premium movie channels?
j.. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
k.. But I just brushed my teeth...
l.. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
m.. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
n.. Did I remember to take my pill?
o.. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
p.. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
q.. You're almost as good as my ex!
r.. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
s.. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
t.. I have a confession...
u.. You can cook, too right?
v.. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
w.. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
b.. You woke me up for that?
c.. Did I mention the video camera?
d.. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
e.. Can you please pass me the remote control?
f.. Do you accept Visa?
g.. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
h.. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
i.. Do you get any premium movie channels?
j.. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
k.. But I just brushed my teeth...
l.. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
m.. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
n.. Did I remember to take my pill?
o.. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
p.. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
q.. You're almost as good as my ex!
r.. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
s.. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
t.. I have a confession...
u.. You can cook, too right?
v.. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
w.. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
Following traits in common in all of the people :
#
They work hard! Yes, they play hard, too! They get up early, they rarely complain, they expect performance from others, but they expect extraordinary performance from themselves. Repeated, high-level success starts with a recognition that hard work pays off.
#
They are incredibly curious and eager to learn. They study, ask questions and read—constantly! An interesting point, however: While most of them did well in school, the difference is that they apply or take advantage of what they learn. Repeated success is not about memorizing facts, it's about being able to take information and create, build, or apply it in new and important ways. Successful people want to learn everything about everything!
# They network. They know lots of people, and they know lots of different kinds of people. They listen to friends, neighbors, co- workers and bartenders. They don't have to be "the life of the party," in fact many are quiet, even shy, but they value people and they value relationships. Successful people have a Rolodex full of people who value their friendship and return their calls.
# They work on themselves and never quit! While the "over-night wonders" become arrogant and quickly disappear, really successful people work on their personality, their leadership skills, management skills, and every other detail of life. When a relationship or business deal goes sour, they assume they can learn from it and they expect to do better next time. Successful people don't tolerate flaws; they fix them!
# They are extraordinarily creative. They go around asking, "Why not?" They see new combinations, new possibilities, new opportunities and challenges where others see problems or limitations. They wake up in the middle of the night yelling, "I've got it!" They ask for advice, try things out, consult experts and amateurs, always looking for a better, faster, cheaper solution. Successful people create stuff!
# They are self-reliant and take responsibility. Incredibly successful people don't worry about blame, and they don't waste time complaining. They make decisions and move on.…Extremely successful people take the initiative and accept the responsibilities of success.
# They are usually relaxed and keep their perspective. Even in times of stress or turmoil, highly successful people keep their balance, they know the value of timing, humor, and patience. They rarely panic or make decisions on impulse. Unusually successful people breath easily, ask the right questions, and make sound decisions, even in a crisis.
# Extremely successful people live in the present moment. They know that "Now" is the only time they can control. They have a "gift" for looking people in the eye, listening to what is being said, enjoying a meal or fine wine, music or playing with a child. They never seem rushed, and they get a lot done! They take full advantage of each day. Successful people don't waste time, they use it!
# They "look over the horizon" to see the future. They observe trends, notice changes, see shifts, and hear the nuances that others miss. A basketball player wearing Nikes is trivial, the neighbor kid wearing them is interesting, your own teenager demanding them is an investment opportunity! Extremely successful people live in the present, with one eye on the future!
Repeatedly successful people respond instantly! When an investment isn't working out, they sell. When they see an opportunity, they make the call. If an important relationship is cooling down, they take time to renew it. When technology or a new competitor or a change in the economic situation requires an adjustment, they are the first and quickest to respond.
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