TRANSLATIONS OF TERMS USED BY MAN AND WOMEN: well yes............here we are trying to understand BIG BIG advertisements of newspapers, and of other MEDIA'S ........................why men and female use those terms and what they really mean by that.........Well this is only for fun and not to offend anyone......Thanks.............here is the list..............


FIRST THE WOMEN:

§ 40-ish ............... 49

§ Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will

§ Athletic.......................Flat-ches ted

§ Average looking.......... Ugly

§ Beautiful..................... Pathological liar

§ Contagious smile......... Bring your penicillin

§ Educated ................... College dropout

§ Emotionally secure....... Medicated

§ Feminist....................... Fat; a ball buster

§ Free spirit.................... Substance user

§ Friendship First......... Trying to live down a reputation as a slut

§ Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot

§ Gentle ..................... Comatose

§ Good listener ........... Borderline autistic

§ New-age ....................Body Piercing &/or Tattoos

§ Old-fashioned ........... Lights out, missionary position only

§ Open-minded ............. Desperate

§ Outgoing.................... Loud

§ Passionate.................. Loud

§ Poet..................... .....Depressive schizophrenic

§ Professional...............Aggressive &/or Overbearing

§ Redhead.................... Shops the Clairol section

§ Reubenesque..............Fat

§ Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight

§ Voluptuous............... Grossly Fat

§ Weight proportional to height......Watch Out!!

§ Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking

§ Widow...................... Nagged first husband to death

§ Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST:

§ 40-ish...................52 and looking for 25-yr-old

§ Athletic................Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

§ Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back

§ Educated..............Will always treat you like an idiot

§ Free Spirit............ Sleeps with your sister

§ Friendship first..... As long as friendship includes touching & nudity.

§ Fun........................Good with a remote and a six pack

§ Good looking.........Arrogant

§ Honest....................Pathological liar

§ Huggable................Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo

§ Likes to cuddle.......Insecure, overly dependent

§ Mature ...................Until you get to know him

§ Open-minded..........Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested

§ Physically fit............I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself

§ Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom stall

§ Spiritual.................. Once went to temple with his grandmother before promotion on the work

§ Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested