Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.....



Summitdaily

GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"]


The New Haven Connecticut Register

THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON


The Arkansas Plainsman

CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS


Bangor Maine News

STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION


The Washington Times

LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW


Newsday

ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX



San Antonio Rose

PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE


Chicago Daily News

WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY!


The Houston Chronicle

Miners refuse to work after death


(I probably wouldn't work after I died either, but this is supposed to convey the meaning that there was a death in the mines and the miners then refused to return to work out of fear for their safety.)

Squad helps dog bite victim


(The squad did not help the dog bite the victim. They helped the victim who had been bitten by the dog. Perhaps it should be "dog-bite victim.")

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies


(This should read 'may stop rabies spreading' As it is, it sounds as if the vaccine is infected.)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


(But one really should not eat children.)

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years


(You can be sentenced twice but can't die twice)

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


(Uranus [planet] sounds like 'your anus')

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents


(not physically, we hope.)

Stolen Painting Found by Tree


(Trees make very good detectives.)

References: Got this through email :))