1. when in college : Hum honge kaamyaab, Hum honge kaamyaab ek din.....

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Tu hi re ....tere binaa
main kaise jiyunn....

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaa kuch khabar
mere yaarki...

4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast.....

5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum?? na ghar hai, naa thikaana! humein
martay jaana hai

6. After some more time: Naa koi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere zindagi kya
ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli
chitthi...

8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer: Jeena yahaan, marna
yahaan iske siwa jaana kahaan...!